Yahoo Answers Answers Part 4

Did Montgomery Wards go out of business?

Favorite Answer:

Hey XA,

Nope!

M-Wards went back to the core business that they started at the turn of the last century — Catalog’s! No need for all that pesky retail space and a Jon or a Jane not showing-up early to put up sale signs.

K-Mart and Sears merged – You will see few retail K-Marts!

JC Penny is doing as well as expected.

The latter two also still have catalog shopping, but will charge for you to get the catalog – refunded after first order.

Hope that this helps,

James in San Diego

 

What are some good restaurants in walking distance of qualcomm stadium?

Hey Mike,

It’s probably too late and the restaurant will already be full, but there is Oggy’s Pizza. It’s in Fenton Marketplace, about 1/2 mile West of the Stadium on Friars Road.

Most everything else is much farther, but a mile East you have Black Angus, Several decent Mexican Restaurants and some fast food.

James in San Diego

 

what is love?

Jane?

It’s a horrible concept that was thought out by the Greeting Card Companies, Florists and Candy Makers to screw us out of as much money, as many times per year as they can!

See after trying to dupe us with Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and any other characters that once we were old enough we stopped believing in — They had to come up with something that we would have to embrace!

LOVE! A great idea! But it doesn’t work in the rest of the animal kingdom! My Dog REALLY likes me! But Love? My Cat? Naw, I’m just the thing that makes heat come from the blankets on the bed. My Ferrets? I am pretty sure I am just the fat log that keeps them from digging in the couch!

AAHHH – you say, I meant people! I Love my Mom! I Love my Family! I even love a Banana Split or a Chocolate Mouse ! But these feelings you are talking about? I am not so sure! I had something like that once in college…. It turned out to be Mono!

James

 

how many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?

Well u45,

I don’t know how to break this to you… possibly None.

If the Canner is able to fire Cans… Then it’s possible none of the cans would want to be canned for fear of being “canned”.

If I were the cans, I would go UNION! So then we would have UCAN! Any time that the Canner wanted to can Cans – there would have to be a union rep watching – making sure that every Can is properly “canned” – !

When all is said and done, productivity will go down, drastically! Benefits will rise, dramatically and the whole operation would be sent to India, where a new riddle will be formed at 60% less cost!

James in San Diego

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My feeble attempt at humor has fallen with a deafening THUD!

(See, in the U.S – to be Canned also means to lose your job)

So my amended answer is:

As many as he can! Well at least until the aluminum runs out!

Hugs and Smoochies!

James

 

What can I use in the place of Rum extract?

Hey Jade,

I’m behind Browneyed. All extracts are alcohol based! I am surprised that you didn’t know this.

You may wish to substitute a bit of Apple Juice or a little fresh lemon juice, it will add that little oomph that the rum would’ve added.

James in San Diego

 

The Greatest Redneck Joke Ever?

Hey Doc,

I liked that joke, alot! I am OUTRAGED at the OUTRAGE! I

See one of the greatest things about Redneck jokes, is that we can all relate! We’ve all had the friend that had the car on cement blocks. the relative that loves to wear tube tops (at 200#’s overweight), the parent that hooted and hollered at the wrong place during a funeral! I can’t tell you the amount of times we were all talking about something and I blurted out my well thought out answer about something NOT EVEN RELATED! As a college educated man – that’s when I am a REDNECK! When I see a 55 year old white guy – GET JIGGY WITH IT! That’s when he is a Redneck, When a Presidents wife claims the way to combat drug use is to just say NO! That’s when she is a Redneck! When a guy takes an innocent satyrism and barks about hard work, well that’s a Redneck TOO!

James

P.S. My hands are calloused too! I don’t even do farming work?

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 3

how do i obtain a bails bondmans liense inSan Diego Ca?

Hey GSells!

Go with JIT!

Her answers can’t be beat!

James in San Diego

 

McDonalds or Burger King ?

Hey Dream,

BK!

Just better menu — More single variety

(That’s like saying what is better – The Titanic or The Ford Pinto — Either way your going down!)

James in San Diego

 

wut do u buy at 7 11 or ampm?

Hey Big Boi,

Cig’s and Trojans (When needed — for either)

At those prices…….

…. You know it’s love!

James in San Diego

 

Any harm in washing fruit bought at a market with normal bathroom (bar) soap?

Hey Alison,

If I were you, in the future, I would properly wash my fruit the way that all anal retentive people wash their fruit…

In the Hotel LAUNDRY! Use Tide and Hot water if you can!

Your friend is nuts in the fact that you are more likely to get e-coli from the use of Animal Fertilizers than you are from the Czechs not washing their hands first. Not to mention the parasites that your body isn’t used to in the municipal water supply.

Why do you think in Mexico and South America they refer to the water as Montezumas Revenge.

James in San Diego

 

have you any knowledge of a murder that took place in north road bourne lincolnshire of a family in their home

Yes,

Four people died that night!

It was his home, wasn’t it?

 

do you know where to get body piercings in san diego?

Hey Bonquesa,

I am with Homer — Dr. Jefe’s!

He has a lot of hype, but because of his size and reputation you’ll have a better selection and I think a more experienced staff.

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 2

Where are the good Soul Food Restaurants?

Hey Ms. Nita,

One of my favorites, and its not just because of the food – The Owners are GREAT! : MAGNOLIA’S

It’s at Market & Euclid Ave.(In the Marketplace Shopping Center) Southeast San Diego (15 Frwy & 94 Frwy)

In San Diego, it’s as authentic as you are going to get! The prices for some entrees are a little high – this is Southern Cooking! They do have some Soul Dishes (I would call Bessie Johnson or one of her staff if you are looking for something specific – they try to please EVERYONE!)

They are open late most nights – I think that they are closed on Mondays or at least earlier on Sundays.

I know, this is not Chicago Soul Food – But you will leave there needing to wipe the smirk off of everyone else’s face who proclaims that they have Down Home Southern Food!

You won’t be dissapointed!

James in San Diego

 

San Diego companies that have onsite lunch facilities?

Favorite Answer:

Hey James,

I am right with Lincoln. The companies that he/she listed are not all in Sorrento Mesa (Geico is in Poway).

I’d like to add to that list; Qualcomm, Inc. (5 cafes), Kyocera (1 cafe) and Caterpillar (Gen Dyn) (4 cafes). Automobile Club (1 cafe) Jack in the Box ( 2 cafes — but I think one is actually a Jack in The Box ~~ ).

Hope I could help!

James in San Diego

 

I moved to san diego recentley and was looking for bedroom furniture? Any suggestions on places to go.?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Berry,

I am going to through my weight behind Ikea as well, but don’t forget to look at Jerome’s as well as Ashley – Sometimes they are in a bind and can work some deals.

Also, the companies that rent furniture for home sales, on occasion, sell those furnishings – Rarely used, but not new!

I almost forgot — try Kobey’s Swapmeet on Sports Arena Blvd on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. – There is a two for 1 admission coupon in the San Diego Reader.

James in San Diego

 

Discount tickets for Knott’s Scary Farm?

Hey Gaby,

Go with “jit”! He’s a good guy and knows his stuff!

James in San Diego

 

I would like to move to California…I need to know a good suburban type town to live in…?

Hey Martin,

I noticed that part of your question had to do with “Rental Property” – At $1500 – Look also at the following communities:

Normal Heights

North Park (South Park is better but usually not much available for rent)

Hillcrest (It’s called “Bohemian”, that means Gay, Old and Yuppie)

They are all near the Freeway system.

Also,

Bay Park

College Area

Point Loma/Loma Portal

Ocean Beach

These area’s are not as freeway close, have rentals but parking is usually at a premium.

You also might be able to find a deal in the downtown area (SEE jit’s response on the Craig’s list) – But parking again might be a difficulty.

Good Luck,

James in San Diego

 

Massage in San Diego/LaJolla?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Sarah,

If you don’t mind the prices:

La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club or

4 Seasons Aviara

They are both top notch!

Also there is a place up in the La Jolla area called Melange (I might be wrong about the spelling) – It was one aof California’s best for many years.

James

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 1

Where can I find chair covers in San Diego for cheap prices?

Hey Cheap,

I know that these seem to be Generic Answers… I have two favorites places:

Walmart

Ikea

Hope you like what they have!

James in San Diego

 

Is there any 24 hour walmart’s in san diego?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Brat,

Yup! My favorite is in Grossmont Center. 8 Freeway exit Grossmont Ceter Drive!

James in San DIego

 

Cuban Restaurants Please!?

Hey Pop!

I’ve not found anything like I have found in Los Angeles or Miami. There is a place, however, on Moreno Boulevard – Near the 8 Freeway and just East of the 5 Freeway.

Andre’s Cuban Restaurant.

1235 Moreno Blvd.

I haven’t been in a few years, It was good (Not Great) and for a San Diego version of something, wasn’t a disappointment.

Also,

Near my house in an area called North Park is a restaurant that just opened:

Tazablanca Cuban Restaurant

3946 (?) Illinois Street

Between University and Lincoln Streets – 4 or 5 blocks East of 30Th.

Like I said, just opened about 5 months ago. I haven’t tried but I have heard decent stuff. Live entertainment near/on weekends.

Sorry I wasn’t more help!

James in San Diego

 

Delltaco or tacobell?

Hey Alone,

I agree on the Wendy’s point! ($1 menu can’t be beat — The potatoes and the Jr. sized burgers)

But on the Taco question….

Yo Quero!

I gotta go with Taco Bell!

Reason:

Cahlupa’s!

Heart Attack on a platter – but at least I’ll go with a smile!

James in San Diego

 

A nice place to eat in san diego for christmas eve?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Jandt,

I am guessing that you are either visiting or, like me, you’ve had your fill of cooking for the family on Christmas. RESERVATIONS ARE A MUST !!

I have a couple of favorites:

Hotel Del Coronado (There are 2 restaurants)

1500 Orange Avenue

Coronado, California

There is nothing like Christmas at the Del. They deck the place out and you’ld swear that there was magic in the air. They used to do a set menu or 4 or 5 entree’s on the Holidays. The restaurant has changed to the “1500 ” and the new Executive Chef may have made a few changes.

George’s at the Cove (There are 2 Restaurants)

1250 Prospect Street (In Old La Jolla)

San Diego, California

George Hauer and his staff know that any night is special and they always meet the need. This is the place that I take my out of town friends/relatives to when I want them to envy more than my beautiful City!

Hunters Steakhouse (Used to be called Hungry Hunter)

2445 Hotel Circle North (In Mission Valley – Near 8 + 5 Frwy)

San Diego, California

I had friends that used to work here years ago. I was with a friend and the two of use were looking for Thanksgiving Dinner. I called a week before and was told they were booked from 6:00pm forward for the night. I asked about 5:45 and they had an opening. We got there and were brought to the upstairs loft, had attentive service, a Great Meal (I love their tableside Salad Bar) and the prices were incredible! Parking can be a bear — but they do have Valet on holidays (Not-Validated)

Boat House Restaurant

2040 Harbor Island Drive – (Across from the Airport)

San Diego, California

This is an old standby! You may think that you’ve made a mistake when you walk up to the entrance and notice that there are two signs. 1 is for $11.95 Maine Lobster and the other is for a Free Meal on your Birthday. The appearance of a surfboard near the front door may also scare you! Nothing could be further from the truth! The interior is warm with a beautiful view of the Harbor and some of the city lights. The Holiday menu is fixed with 4 or 5 entree’s but I have always loved everything! The service is superb and I have never felt rushed!

Comments were made that “Don’t Do it!” and “Eat at home!” I have managed and waited tables/bartended at Restaurants and Nightclubs in San Diego since 1988! I have always known that I am working on the Holidays. If I have to be there I want to make money, so I would hope that you, the customers, would want to be there as well.

The restaurants I have listed you would feel at ease in most dress. I would check with the Hotel Del to make sure that the 1500 doesn’t have a dress code. There is a chance that these restaurants will be busy. Relax – don’t be in a hurry — you will have an excellent time at any of the places that I have mentioned.

Whenever possible, I have listed the websites for the listings below.

Good Eating and Happy Holidays!

James in San Diego

 

Has anyone eaten at Johnny Carino”s Italian restaurant? What did you think of the food.?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Tinker,

I ate recently at the Torino’s in Eastlake. For Eastlake – the food was plausible. It’s Olive Garden with better salads and SLIGHTLY better service (Although, the Eastlake location seemed to be pressed to offer much more).

You won’t get sick, but you won’t rave either. After the long trip to Eastlake – I was just happy to not be in traffic!

James in San Diego

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What’s the difference between those 2 hamburger places; Tommy’s and Tommie’s?

Hey Shine,

Tommy’s default topping is Chili !

Tommies default topping is CRAP!

It’s easy to tell the two apart.

Gary. (really James)

P.S. You can tell the better one, it has the surfers and the high school kids out front (That would be Tommy’s!)

 

Is Ray Kroc the founder of McDonald’s Jewish?or Cristian?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Nicole,

Moot point – He’s DEAD!

Has been for quite a few years now, the Mrs. too! (Only about 2 years for her.)

Don’t know about him, he used to own the San Diego Padres. She was Christian. Donated a ton of the money to the Salvation Army.

Gary (really James)

 

What is a crazy way to spend $500 in Sydney?

If I had $500 in Sydney…..

Well, Mate! I’d have my own ‘RADIO SHOW! Yup that’s it! I’d have dancing and jokes and CRAZINESS!!!!!

I’d even have some of that high priced talent! Ya know bloke, like Tom Cruz or some other folk like him! WOW, $500 !!! I am too excited!

Yeah mate, that’s the ticket!

 

What is the best way to quit your job?

I’d think try to do a $500 promotion in Sydney! It would go over so well that the execs would all want to sit down and hear what my other ideas were, and than I’d tell them I was quitting!

And they would be sad….. Very Sad……. (:-(

 

What Task/Job could you do Better than Anyone, if given the chance?

Favorite Answer:

Hey JPR,

I am pretty sure that I could do a comic book better than a lot of others. Either that or I would like to be the person that sits in a jury box and pulls the lever to give ’em juice! (I know, they don’t give them juice in the jury box… but please follow the analogy!)

Gary (really James)

 

Can you be gay AND retarded?

I don’t think you can be… Can You?

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Questions asked at Yahoo Answers

ISP Question — Net Zero or People PC?

Hey Guys,

My Mom would like an inexpensive ISP for retrieving e-mails. She has asked about PeoplePC and Net Zero — Anybody have any comments or information that they can give me? Or even a better solution…!

Thanks,

P.S. I wish I could give you all 10 points – but I promise to review all the answers and give the points promptly!

 

What Task/Job could you do Better than Anyone, if given the chance?

We’ve all said, “If I had the chance I could do a better job than they are, I could do it better than anyone!”

Well, now’s your chance! (Well at least to tell people about it) — What could you do better than enyone else? It doesn’t have to be a job, it can be a task, a performance, a trick, a story or novel, an invention, a joke, anything!

Think about it ! Impress the world (Or at least those of us here on Yahoo!).

-Sorry about the category, it was the best fit I could find-

Gary C (James as me)
Favorite Answer

Hey JPR,

I am pretty sure that I could do a comic book better than a lot of others. Either that or I would like to be the person that sits in a jury box and pulls the lever to give ’em juice! (I know, they don’t give them juice in the jury box… but please follow the analogy!)

Gary

 

Why do so few people use Spell Check?

I am surprised by how few people refuse to use the spell check option in Yahoo Answers. It takes just a second. I think that it is just rude! Any thoughts or ideas?

 

IS HE GUILTY? In Florida, a man was robbed of $15.00; He kills the robber, is he guilty of manslaughter?

In Court right now, A restaurant owner is held up while in his car. The robber points a gun to his head (later, a pellet gun) and demands money. The owner has $2,015 (but is able to hide $2,000) — the robber takes him inside restaurant but owner is able to lock robber out. Robber runs away. Owner calls 911, but then gets in car and tracks robber down 4 blocks away. He runs robber over and kills him.

TWO PART:

(A) Is he guilty of manslaughter?

(B) Would you do the same thing or something else?

 

The Decade – What Has Society Done Lately?

A Supreme Being has come to the Earth in an effort to destroy it. In all this Beings infinite wisdom, it has allowed us to defend our existence in this Universe. It points out the good we have done early in our history, but the Being adds, “So what have you done – lately?” Ok Defense Team…. What do I tell the Being that we have done to further good in the world during the last 10 years in an effort to save our World?

Happy Birthday James!

Today would have been his 60th birthday.  Wow.  A 60 year-old James.  Would have liked to have seen it.

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Yahoo Answers is shutting down

Unfortunately – “Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.”

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I’m requesting a data dump of James’ content to share here.  Some of the quotes featured came from Yahoo Answers, so losing James’ wisdom from the past would be heartbreaking.

2020…9 Years

Nine years ago we lost James.  It’s unbelievable that it’s been that long.  Seems like yesterday we were arguing about something stupid on the couch in our living room or playing scrabble or  shopping or just hanging out.  You are missed.

This is the year that I’d really have loved to see how James would have reacted to everything that’s happening.  How would he have coped with Covid and Republicans’ behavior, especially Trump?  I wish I knew.

Dobson’s is closed today and the Boat House, your second choice back in 2011, has permanently shuttered.  We still remember you and think of you often.  Always in our hearts and minds.

Happy Birthday James!

As the world is currently reeling from a pandemic, I can’t help but wonder how you would be reacting to all of this and most certainly you’d be helping make this more bearable with your humor and wit.

Happy Birthday!