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Yahoo Answers Answers Part 69

can i use soy sauce in place of tamari in a recipe?

Hello Moi,

Tamari is nothing more than aged Soy Sauce. Tamari will be a little sweeter and a little mellower. I don’t know how you would make them more equal (I certainly would not add flour) — I might try this. Whatever your recipe calls for, use less, taste and adjust accordingly.

Good Eating!

James in San Diego

 

Any ideas as to where to find an insert for a Dazey 6qt chefs pot?

Hey Foamer,

Dazey got into some nasty litigation with Presto about 10 years ago. While I’ve not seen many Dazey products out there, that doesn’t mean that you can’t find any.

1). Try e-bay or swap meets and yard sales.

2). Look at restaurant supply houses. You may also have luck with used restaurant items. I have a few near my house that I see stuff that I can use all the time.

Good luck with your search!

James in San Diego

 

15% gradtuity added?

Hey Scooby!

I happen to notice that the answers from men are mostly No! and the answers from women are mostly Yes!

To answer your question, Yes! They have to tip out their Bartender and Busser a percentage of sales and they are also taxed on a percentage of sales. So if they do better than average, YUP!

James in San Diego

 

How much does cancer surgery cost for ferrets and is it worth it?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Girl,

(I thought I saw the name Danielle when I first answered)

First, My heart goes out to you! Your Kits sound Very Much Loved!

About 6 years ago, I got my best friend and I, 2 Ferrets; Riot and Rhapsody. Riot needed a blocked kidney removed at age 2 and that cost $800.

Early this year, Rhapsody needed nodules removed from her nerve endings, she had similar symptoms as your little boy. Her surgery and follow-up care was about $4000. She never recovered and eventually passed. One of the major problems was that in California, Ferrets are illegal. Rhapsody needed transfusions and we were only able to locate one person willing and able to give blood (the donor must be over a certain weight, under a certain age and usually male).

This spring, we heard of a guy that had to give up his boy and girl or risk losing his apartment, so we adopted his two Kits.

Now, Riot, the 6 1/2 year old, is getting to be like an old girl. Her vision is not as good, she is losing hair (it’s not uncommon in certain breeds) at her tail. Her back legs are not as powerful as they used to be. I know that the average life span of a ferret is 9 years, but it’s possible that she may not be with us as long as we would like.

A couple of things that have helped:

1). I add Pedialyte (you can find it in the baby section of most any Grocery store or Target/Walmart) to their water bottles a few times per week. When Rhapsody was being cared for, they kept on injecting electrolytes into her. Add it to the water, don’t give it to them straight. They like the Orange or Grape the most. (I also buy the generic when it is available — there doesn’t seem to be any difference other than price).

2). I give Riot her own time where she can eat FerretVite. It’s a vitamin supplement. She has more energy after she eats it, but beware, it’s also making her fat!

My friend and I don’t feel that she (Rhapsody) had good Veterinary care. The Vets didn’t seem to agree on her treatments.

I am listing two websites that will be able to answer some of your Medical and Care questions. Also, please feel free to contact me (send me an e-mail and I will answer you back so you have my address in your mail folder) anytime that you need to! If I can’t answer your questions, I will try to get you an answer as soon as I can.

The cost is ultimately going to be your final decision. I don’t know if I knew ahead of time, if I would have spent so much on Miss Rhapsody, but it all boiled down to; She was just a little baby girl that never hurt nobody!

Good luck and Nickie and Snowball are very lucky you are their Mom!

James in San Diego

 

What is the minimun wage in San Diego , California?

Hey Kim,

I don’t know where in the hell these people are getting their information, but the minimum wage here in California is:

$6.75 per hour.

There is no Sub-Minimum wage (like in the south, for tipped positions) and depending on the city, If the city contracts with an employer, that employer must pay a living wage. It is as follows:

San Francisco: $ 11.25/hour

Los Angeles: $10.50/hour

San Diego: $9.75/hour

Tell the losers that gave their information that they lost!

Look forward to you coming here!

James in San Diego

 

Where do I get wheat-free hamburger and hotdog buns in Chicago?

Hey Gemini,

As others have said, Whole Foods will carry it, but they may be under their other name. If you can’t find Whole Foods, try Mrs. Gooch’s.

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 68

does putting a persons fingers in warm water really make them pee?

Hey 1234,

Only one way for you to find out…

Got a roommate, sister, little brother…?

There is no time like the present….

Make HASTE! My little gnome!

Let them pee!

James

 

what happens to a person who will not release his car to be reprossessed by a bank r dealship ?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Woodman,

Yup! Here is what happens.

If your Bank or Other Paper holder can’t get their hands on the car, they will petition a judge for a summary judgment. That means that they can produce enough evidence that you have no intention to make a car payment. The cars possession reverts to them and they report the car as stolen and list you as the most likely subject. Police come and visit you and then obtain a search warrant for your property. The car is entered on the police computer system as stolen, you are listed as the primary suspect.

Bank or Other paper-holder take you to court, they will obtain a judgment against you and attempt to collect by garnisheeing your paychecks, your 401k (or other retirement savings that you may have), attach any property and put liens on future Tax refunds. They enter a forfeiture against you (same as a re-possession) on the Credit Reporting agencies computers, plus the judgment by the court.

If you are caught trying to sell or drive the car in the future, you can be arrested and charged with Auto Theft and Possession with intent to sell (City Prosecutor, Bank has no say so). You will probably do time, still have to pay off the judgment and will still be without a car!

It’s one of the few times in U.S. law that you can be charged with double jeopardy (Being penalized 2X’s for the same crime), but the courts see it differently. The First matter is held in Civil Court, the Second matter is held in Criminal Court. (It’s O.J. Simpson, in reverse!).

Do yourself a big favor. Either turn the car in (In the best condition you can and at least make arrangements for a friend to buy the car back at auction) or try to make arrangements with the Paper holder to get current or at least satisfactory with them.

They don’t want your old car back!

Good Luck to you Man!

James in San Diego

 

Worst cars ever made?

Hey Jelly Roll,

My Votes have to be split three ways:

Foreign : Yugo

Domestic/Foreign : (Tie) Plymouth Arrow & Cadillac Cimaron (Both were U.S. designed, but made in Japan)

Domestic : (Tie) Dodge Dart and Chevrolet Chevette (It was though, the one time a man could say he owned a “Vette” and not be lying).

Thanks for a Great Question!

James in San Diego

 

hey how do ya make a buttery nipple?

Hey Inked,

I am always surprised by the answers for this.

At Pacific Beach Bar & Grill (here in Pacific Beach, San Diego, California) they have a disclaimer on their drink menu that says “We know of 17 drinks/shots that are made with Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps. If this is what you want, then please tell your waitress that this is what you want, and not a name”.

I guess so many people were ordering something that they weren’t getting they had to add that to the front page of their menu.

Buttery Nipple aka:

Slippery Nipple

Butter Baby (ies)

Butter Bee (‘s)

Cowgirl Cli_-Licker

Cowboy C__k-Sucker

Blow J_b (Which this is not even close)

Buttery Brain

And the list goes on!

What a Buttery Nipple is:

Shot Glass

Fill mostly with Cold Butterscotch Schnapps (Do not strain with Ice. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving)

Lightly drizzle Irish Cream (Baileys, Carolans or your other favorite) on top.

SERVE.

(If you add several drops of Grenadine, it becomes a Bloody T_t!)

I have also had customers order the nipple as a drink. Make it 3 parts Butterscotch, 1 part Irish Cream. Shake and serve over ice.

I am always amazed at how people make it so confusing.

Good Drinking!

James in San Diego

 

anyone has weird dreams?

I have this re-occuring dream that someone will go to Yahoo Answers and ask a question that is so far removed from the subject that I will start yelling and wet my pants!

NOW THAT’S WEIRD! Who would be that …. ? Naw, It wouldn’t happen!

So let me just go to: YAHOO.

Choose: ANSWERS.

Go to: FOOD & DRINK.

Look at questions…. Hmmm…. Oh Look, Here’s one… “anyone has….

YyyyyyyyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Oops, I’ve wet myself!

 

Where can one purchase saffron grown in Pennsylvania?

Sorry Charlie,

Like she said, there is no Saffron grown in the U.S. (Continental) They do grow it in Hawaii and I am sure in some greenhouses. If you are strapped, alot of restaurants tend to substitue some of their Saffron with Tumeric.

Thanks for letting me say “Sorry Charlie!”

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 67

Who knows of a place in San Diego, CA where they buy used dresses? Im not interested in doing it online.?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Beaute,

I don’t know what condition your used dressed are in, due to the fact that alot of the places want nearly new clothes for consignments.

If they are just regular clothes, Most of the shops along Garnet will look at them. If they are higher end, try a few of the specialty shops along the University Avenue near 30th St. corridor.

If that seems a little taxing, try the link below.

Good Luck!

James in San Diego

 

Why do some people type in capital letters?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Entwined,

Sometimes if I am answering a question and I would like to highlight a certain point that I believe should not be missed, then I will use capital letters. And then it is only as:

EMPHASIS, MINE!

If you are talking about someone who types their entire question or answer in capital letters, then that is just rude!

I wish that Yahoo Answers would give us either a highlight option or a bold option so that it makes emphasis a little less obnoxious.

Just my standards,

James in San Diego

p.s.

Yes, I have suggested the highlight option to Yahoo!

 

Okay, once and for all. What type of chower do people from Boston, Mass prefer? White or red?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Gal,

Let me put it this way.

I have been to Massachusetts many times over the years. I have eaten at many restaurants from Boston to Dorchester.

I have never seen Manhattan (Red) Clam Chowder EVER offered at any of the restaurants, not on the menu, not on the special board, not even in the grocery stores.

So my observation is, they don’t even eat Manhattan style Chowder.

Hope you’re never hungry for the red when you’re there!

Good Eating!

James in San Diego

 

Does anyone from the bay area remember… “Pete Ellis Dodge, 1095 west El Camino Real, Sunnyvale” commercial?

Hey B.P. Girl,

I hope I don’t burst your bubble about a nostalgic youth, but here goes;

Pete Ellis was a HUGE corporation with car dealerships all up and down the state. The songs were the same tune and the little ball jumped up and down to follow the words. (These are 2 that I remember),

Pete Ellis Dodge-

Long Beach Freeway–

Firestone Exit–

South — Gate.

Pete Ellis Ford-

91 Freeway–

Bellflower Exit–

DOW — NEY.

The corporation was sued, class action in the late 1980’s and early 1990’s and lost due to fraud, price fixing and loan sharking. The courts seized everything statewide and sold it to pay the plaintiffs and the lawyers.

His father, the champion of those kooky commercials was none other than “Cal Worthington”, Whose own corporation’s holdings nearly echoed that of the son. His songs were:

In need of a set of wheels, GO SEE CAL

Have no time to waste, GO SEE CAL

If you need the best of deals, Never leave without the wheels,

GO SEE CAL, GO SEE CAL, GO SEE CAL!

I know Cal Worthington had two dealerships in Los Angeles County and one here in San Diego. Every Weekend, I would hear the TV spew out: IT’S CAL WORTHINGTON AND HIS DOG : SPOT! (Usually a leopard or a brown bear or something) and he would say that he would stand on his head to make you a great deal, or eat a bug…Yuck!

Well, thanks for the great question. I hope I didn’t ruin your image thinking that two guys sat in a room thinking this up… As you now realize it was a giant room with many people thinking about these ads.

James in San Diego

 

would like to know why women always choose the wrong men and then complain about it for the rest of their live

Hey Justin,

My best answer would be:

Better to complain about their man for the rest of their life…

Than to admit she made a mistake and the need to correct her life…

Or so I’ve heard….

James

 

why is New York called Th Big Apple?

Hey Jo,

Well the two stories I heard as a kid, back up Sarkyastic. When immigrants came over from Europe, they were known to have said, upon seeing the shores of New York “I’m going to take a piece of her as my own!”

BUT….

I like my other two versions better:

Because “The City of the Huge Rats!” Wouldn’t fit on the license plates…!

Because after you’ve paid for your Hotel room… That’s the only thing you can afford to eat for the day!

Hope you got a laugh!

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 66

What does smell look like?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Moe!

I don’t know how to let all of these losers know that they are just complete idiots, but here goes…

You Losers are complete Idiots.

There is a process in the brain, that WE ALL HAVE AS BABIES, that makes sounds, colors, shapes and smells, relate to our brains before we know what these things are.

So, we may, as a baby, hear the note “C”, and we will equate that to a color, say Blue. Vice-versa, we may see the color “Blue” and equate that to the note “C”, same with shapes and smells.

The brain is doing something called: Synesthesia. It is scientifically proven.

Most of us will make a unconscious decision as we age to attach a “black or white” idea of what something is or isn’t. Some, however, never adopt their brains to that idea.

It is said, that while Beethoven, was technically deaf, we could see his music as cascades of colors, like waterfalls. He would then get the tempo down by feeling the vibrations of his piano.

So “what does smell look like?” Most of us can never answer you… but there is an answer out there.

I have left several links to this phenomenon in the source list.

Good Reading,

James in San Diego

 

where can i buy a pen that works upside down or in the rain?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Choon,

I am 99% sure of this answer. The answers regarding NASA are all correct 100%. But you asked for where you could buy the pen. The two companies that NASA invested the monies with both came out with pens that would work in any environment. They were:

Cross

Bic

Cross was deemed the winner, Bic tried pushing the new pen but since it was now in the public domain the folks over at Papermate made their own version.

So the three manufacturers are; Cross, Bic and Papermate. Whether they still make their “Any Environment” pens is anybody’s guess.

So to join the rest of the chorus… Thought about a China marker…? Laundry Pen…? Fireman’s marker…?

Hope I helped,

James in San Diego

 

I’m in high school and about to be a junior what should I do in high school to be accepted to a film school?

Hey Guy,

When you hear the stories of people like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck who say they tried and tried to get into film school, or the guys that did the 1st Clerks, who couldn’t even get a foot in the door, the best advise I have for you is:

MARRY RON HOWARD or STEVEN SPIELBERG’S KID!

The odds got to be a hell of alot better than the schools are!

Sorry, it seems to be the only answer I can think of…

James

 

define over capitalization and under capitalaization?

Hey Ros,

Go back to Eco 101. It’s really very simple.

You own a house, worth $500k in an average neighborhood of other $500k houses, you have $250k in equity and you want to remodel… So you:

a). Spend (In cash) $150k on the kitchen and add another $250k on the pool. Just for fun, you spend another $125k on the only bathroom in the house. Now you have a house worth maybe $600k that you’ve sunk $525k + the cost of the house. You will never re-coop the investment. that is Over Capitalization; simplified.

b). You have pulled all of your equity out of the house to pay for your kids college. but you still want to remodel so you:

— Sign a loan document for the same $150k on the kitchen.

— Sign another document for the $125 on the bathroom.

— Since you are thrifty, you say screw the pool.

Now you have a house worth maybe $550k, that you’ve sunk in $275k + the entire $500k that you owe on the house. You have negative equity and in the simplest terms; under capitalization.

In corporate terms;

A company flush with cash and no investments planned is over capitalized.

A company strapped with committed investment plans but no influx of cash is under capitalized.

The strange thing, is that the over capitalized (supposedly, best managed) company is the most ripe for a hostile takeover. The under capitalized nobody wants… Too much debt!

I hope I helped.

James in San Diego

 

Why does spam exist?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Dog,

Much like everything else we use as convenience, the governments of the world needed a way to get food to troops/space/use in nuclear fallout, etc. So they would contract with private corporations to get these things figured out. Sometimes, they would hold contests to get companies to outdo each other. With out these special contests, we never would have had, Pop-Tarts, Tang. that yucky peanut butter/chocolate goo in the plastic tube or M.R.E.’s Hell, you wouldn’t be able to hunt pigs *****oles with your Jeep if it hadn’t been for these programs.

So, one of these governments, will call it the United States, annexes a group of islands we’ll call “Hawaii”. Makes ’em a state and the rest is history…. except…. This new state will now have lot’s and lot’s of tourists…. Need to feed the people on the islands, especially if a BIG STORM keeps ships from stopping there for many weeks or month’s. What can we package that will store for long periods and have the protein of meat at a fraction of the cost?

You’ve guessed it! Pig lips and Arses blended with some spices.

It actually caught on as a food staple (hey, these people eat Poi !).

So why, you ask, did it ever get served here in these United States…. er, states! Think 1960’s, Think Trader Vic’s, Think Don Ho and his freekin bubbles…. During the 60’s we had this huge desire to bring everything TI KI to the mainland… So we bought the torches, started cramming pineapple down our throats, hell, my parents even hosted a Luau at our house when I was but a smudge! Whole Pigs, alas, weren’t cheap enough to have a Luau every month, so they needed a pork, that wasn’t a whole ham… SPAM!

You could Slice it, Dice it, hell, you could even carve it into shapes. And it was just pigs lips and Arses so IT WAS CHEAP!

And that, my friend, is the reason for crime, mass murderers and yes, even Bill Clinton/George Bush (All are products of SPAM).

Hope you sleep easier at night. And I truly hope that now, if you are still awake, you get it!

James in San Diego

 

Claret ’82 or ’88?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Rodney,

You would have to look this up for sure, but if my memory serves me right, we had an el nino year in 1980 or 1981, So that would make 1982 a bottle year. The next el nino wasn’t until 1991 or 1992, so the rainfall would have been not so great for 1986/1987. Plus, a great red like a Bourdeaux does well with a few more years on it!

Rodney, grab that bottle of 1982 and gift your way to heaven!

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 65

one can extract vegetable oil from vegetables ,,but can u extract baby oil from babies.?

Hey Abinaya r,

That reminds me of a question I heard many years ago…

What is the worst thing about eating vegetables…..?

Digesting the wheelchair!

😀

James

 

im so sad… how can i make my parents happy?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Ralph,

I don’t know much about you other than you really like female singers without much talent… :-p (sorry, I had to “ding” you for your J/Lo obsession).

How about being yourself. You can’t make your parents happy, and they, obviously, can’t make you happy either.

How about; make them proud! They make you proud, don’t they? Have you ever told them how proud you are of them?

How about, Love them! You Love them, don’t you? Have you ever told them you love them? And No! I don’t mean in a card! I mean, just out of the blue, turn to your mom or your dad and say, you know what… I LOVE YOU!

How about not being so self-centered about being Gay! I am Gay, I never made it an issue. I was probably lucky. Just one day, We (my B/F & I) broke up and my Mom said, what happened. I said, I don’t know, but I really love him! It was understood! Pain is Pain! It didn’t have a sexuality. Love is Love! It doesn’t have a sexuality either.

Maybe if you understand that You can only be You and that Love can only be Love and that your parents can only be parents then everything might just fall into perspective and you all will be happy!

I wish you luck and peace!

James in San Diego

 

How many people in Australia can speak Irish fluently?

Favorite Answer:

Sorry Bill,

Since this is trivia, the correct answer is NONE!

There is no language known as Irish. Only Gaelic.

Now for the rest of your question, How many people in Australia speak Australian….? (And, No! Foster’s is not Australian for Beer!)

Good Question, though!

James in San Diego

 

What is a another name for a Hares tail? (The Rabbit variaty!)?

Hey Chilly,

I’ve always known them as: Cotton Tail’s and Bunny’s Tail’s

James

 

could i ask everyone in yahoo to tell me a joke for a jokeathon i am doing next month thanks for your help?

Hello Dermott,

Well I’ve got two of my favorites:

A blond and a brunette are walking down the street… The brunette looks down at the sidewalk and says, “Oh, look at that poor dead bird…” The blond looks up into the sky and says “Where?”

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

And, then, for you Yanks,

A man walks into a bar and says”Bartender, please line up 3 shots of Jack Daniels whiskey in front of me!”, the bartender complies and as he is pouring the last one says “Hey Mack, you celebrating anything special..?” The guy says “Kinda, It’s my first Bl_w Job!” The bartender says, “Well, Heck… let me buy you one as well!” The man looks at him and says, “Naw, if these 3 don’t kill the taste, nothing will!”

I just kill myself! Sorry, these are among the cleanest I know.

Hope I helped!

James in San Diego

 

a very unusual profession ?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Mr. Wizard,

I am gonna guess:

The man who works circumcising elephants (Do they Do this?)

Or

The man who Artificially inseminates the Female Elephants. (I know they do this…)

Hey, at least I didn’t say stripper….

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 64

Warrantless wire tapping declared unconstitutional.?

Hey Map,

Trust me on this one! The Bush cronies are able to find many ways around this.

I just want to be the guy that shows Bush artifacts after he is gone. You know him and Cheney screw their socks on every morning!

I have never been so surprised that this administration seems to make Regan look like flypaper in comparison.

Sad to be American!

James in San Diego

 

Why did NASA suddenly bring up the footage of the first moonlanding?

Hey Soul,

I am mostly shocked, not at the fact that they lost the first video that was ever shot of a moon walk….

I was more shocked at the fact that they are missing 700 BOXES of video’s from many Apollo space flights.

How does one walk off with 700 boxes of videos and not be noticed…

“Oh, Hi Joe! These, I am taking them home to….. uh….. for…. Oh yeah, we’re doing movie night on Thursday and I thought I’d show the kids a few clips….

Yeah, That’s it! Movie Night!

Losers!

James in San Diego

 

What is the name of a London theatre school ?

Hey Robyn,

Can it be the SOHO school for dramatic arts?

James

 

what animal that run with 4 legs, dance with 2 leg and swim with no leg?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Edwin,

It is Man. He as a toddler, uses 4 legs when he crawls. He as an adult walks and dances with just two legs. And as an unborn, swims in the uterus with no legs.

James

 

do lakes experience high tides?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Cab,

I have to argue with those that say that the effect on Lakes is minimal and hardly noticeable. I lived in Chicago for many years and Lake Michigan’s tide would come and go more than 6 feet!

So Yes, lakes do have High and Low Tides!

James in San Diego

 

what is a radio link for?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Farley,

A true radio link is done through something called repeaters. If the Earth were still flat like in the days before Radio, we wouldn’t have this problem, but since we invented Radio Waves and the Round Earth thing, we encountered a few problems:

A ( ) B

See the problem was we couldn’t get the signal from A to B without drilling a hole in the Earth. Since we are superior to everything except dolphins and whales, we figured out that if we put a repeater between A & B, we could send the signal to B from A.

We’ve even got this thing to work in space. Now we can send a signal to a satellite above Earth and send it out to Mars and beyond. We are Magnificent!

OH, the dolphin and whale thing. They’ve figured out their own version of CDMA (currently used in many cell phones and devloped about 20 years ago). Dolphins and whales are able to send their sonar sounds, together, along the same channel for miles underwater, even many times, not in a straight line. When the sound gets to the other side of an area, dolphins and whales are able to pick out the sound they are looking for, process it and send a message back!

I’ve always found that part exciting!

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 63

what was the first song sung in outer space???

Favorite Answer:

Hey Ryan,

If I am not mistaken it was “We wish you a Merry Christmas” sung on Skylab about 1974.

If that is not right, then it was “Happy Birthday” sung during a more recent space orbit.

Respectfully submitted,

James in San Diego

 

Is Mattimus a Roman name?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Mattimus.

Yes and No! The name itself, is not. But much like everything else in life, we got the illiterates. Since we have always been a roaming and waring inhabitant of this place we call Earth as we came to a new place, we would eventually provide a name to refer to us as.

Sometimes there would be scribes, for taxes. Elders, for church and temple records, Estate masters for their Lords wealth records — and all were never schooled in the same place. Names were mis-pronounced, mistakenly spelled and in many instances, mis-scribed. Additionally, over the years, letters changed from era to era. In early U.S. history, our forefathers wrote the letter “s” as an “f” in script. So whenever we see a early American document with the name “George Washington”, It literally reads; “George Wafhington”.

If you look at earlier script records, you will see that “X”‘s and “T”‘s depending on the slant of the letter, would look very much alike.

So while it would be simple to call you Maxximus, don’t you truly want to hug the person that screwed-up and made your version of your name the truly unique one!

Enjoy!

James in San Diego

 

What is the largest man made number?

Hey Nurse,

The correct answer is a googleplex. It is a 1 followed by 1 MILLION zeros. Infinity is not a number, it is a theory. The reason that we don’t use a 1 followed by 1 BILLION zeros is simply our current computers can’t perform those calculations, yet. (Our computers would have to process the 1 with the Billion zeros preceding a decimal point followed by Nine Hundred, Ninety-Nine Million, Nine Hundred, Ninety-Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine zeros followed by the number 1 !).

Hope I was able to help!

James in San Diego

 

There are just over 4oo people in the world that make 40000.00 dollars a year doing this?

Hey Chris,

Are they the people that work in the Bureau of Labor Statistics Department that let us know what professions pay, per area, per year?

Well, that’s my guess.

James in San Diego

 

Why are pizzas in square boxes if they are round?

Hey Alan,

As you have already surmised, the reason is cost and how to make a round box.

But I would love to answer Tim and Plethebest’s question.

Why No Square Pizza’s?

That’s almost as simple. While we have square pizza’s now they are pressed pizza’s made with a dough very similar to bread dough. True pizza dough is made with less water and less yeast. So when you stretch out the pizza dough, the yeast and gluten’s try to maintain their rounded shape. It’s too hard to make the dough into a square shape.

That’s why no true square pizza’s

James in San Diego

 

Why does it say “shake well” on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Hey Pets,

Interesting answers, these people of yours, but wrong.

As a manager of restaurants for many years, I have used 1 and 2 gallon plastic bulk bags of Ketchup. No need to shake those. (It would be kinda hard too, they weigh about 7 to 14 pounds each.)

Nope the simple answer is very boring….

AIR!

There is no air in Ketchup packets, no matter what size. But look in the top of every Ketchup bottle and you will see a gap! Air.

See, I told you, very boring.

Good Question though!

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 62

what goes well with B.L.T.’s?

Hey Gilmore,

Well I would have to say “Mayonaise”

But I would also add cheese or avocado.

Good Eating,

James in San Diego

 

what animal that run with 4 legs, dance with 2 leg and swim with no leg?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Edwin,

It is Man. He as a toddler, uses 4 legs when he crawls. He as an adult walks and dances with just two legs. And as an unborn, swims in the uterus with no legs.

James

 

marijuana test?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Eve,

I don’t know what country or part thereof that your brother lives in, but all drug tests here in California are done the same way;

They test your hair! It will give them an accurate test that will go back for months. Oh, and forget the shaved head thing. When I asked the last time I had to drug test, “What do you do with Bald Men?” They said, there are hairs on the rest of the body, we just take them from there.

Tell your bro to suck it up and stop the pot and look for something else!

James in San Diego

 

How do cranes get put together?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Sir Fing,

While watching a skyscraper being built here in San Diego, I asked the same question. For the tallest buildings, it is built in to the building and when they are finished, the top portion is lowered down.

For a smaller building, it is assembled and hoisted by… A larger crane!

Interesting, isn’t it?

Great question!

James in San Diego

 

Warrantless wire tapping declared unconstitutional.?

Hey Map,

Trust me on this one! The Bush cronies are able to find many ways around this.

I just want to be the guy that shows Bush artifacts after he is gone. You know him and Cheney screw their socks on every morning!

I have never been so surprised that this administration seems to make Regan look like flypaper in comparison.

Sad to be American!

James in San Diego

 

what do these people have in common?

Please don’t tell me that they are all just a few steps away from that website “6 degree’s of Kevin Bacon”

he he

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 61

I bought Pork Loins for dinner tomorrow night. Can you help me with a recipe/meal plan?

Hey Dawg,

You don’t say how old the daughter is, or the like or favorite flavors of your fiancee…

So I am going to give you a couple of quick idea’s. These are not recipes per se, so be liberal with them… enjoy the moment.!

You say the pork “loind” are beautiful. I am going to assume that you meant to say loins, again (you said it earlier, and the “d” and “s” are next to each other. We in the states call these “Boneless pork Chops. If they are these, they will be a little smaller than the palm of your hand and just about as thick. If these are what you have, then try this:

In a heavy skillet, add a little oil, saute some onions and maybe some mushrooms while you brown the seasoned meat on both sides (season with salt and pepper). When the meat is fully browned, cover with canned cream of mushroom soup and simmer on to of the stove (covered) for 35-45 minutes (you can cook in oven (covered) for 30-40 minutes at 350 (f). Meat is done when you can easily pierce with a fork. Serve with potatoes of your choice and maybe some green veggies. The soup/sauce that the pork cooked in makes a wonderful gravy.

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If you have true loins they will be about the size of large ear of corn or the body of a striped bass. These you would prepare a little differently:

Season both sides with salt and pepper. Slightly tie these about every 3 inches (7 cm) with butchers twine (you can use cotton kite string). If you want, using a sharp knife, you can put some slits in the sides of the loin and stick a few cloves of garlic into the holes. Add some oil to your skillet/dutch oven. Sear all sides on Medium to Med. High heat. When all sides are brown remove the pork, set aside. Then you can:

a). Add any veggies you want to the pan (I would suggest onions, leeks, celery, diced carrots, turnips, jicama, red potatoes, or any thing that stirs your heart.) AS WELL AS SOME (2 to 3 ea) SLICED ROME OR OTHER CRISP APPLE. Season with salt and pepper. When the veggies look glossy, add some diced garlic and cook a few minutes more. Using 2 pints of Apple Cider (USA calls it apple cider, you may call it juice, unfiltered would be best.) , deglaze the pan by pouring cider around the pan. Scrape the bottom and sides to get all the bits off the bottom and sides. Add the pork back in and a few handfuls of Golden Raisins. Cover and Cook over Low to Medium Low heat for 45 minutes ( Or in oven, 350 (f) for 30-40 minutes. When meat is tender, set aside and rest. Turn the heat up until you get a low boil. Add a couple handfuls of brown sugar and cook down until sauce is thicker, add a few tablespoons of butter and stir until melted. Serve with pickled Red Cabbage and rolls. Pour some of the gravy (veggies, apples and raisins included) over your sliced pork loin.

OR:

b). Heat your grill up to a Medium Heat ( you can hold your hand above the grill for 4-5 seconds). Put your loin on the grill and turn it about every 10-12 minutes. In a saucepan, saute up some onions, Diced apple (any kind) and chopped garlic. Add a few cloves and salt and pepper (cracked peppercorns would work nicely). When onion is limp add a few tablespoons of Dijon or Grainy mustard (not powdered) to the pan, add a handful of brown sugar and melt down until it is thick (like a barbecue sauce). Baste your pork loin the last ten minutes while on the grill on all sides. Slice and serve with a little more sauce spooned over the meat. Would work well with Au Gratin or Scalloped potatoes. Maybe even some grilled white or yellow corn.

Like I said, you don’t need to follow these instructions to the letter. Cooking should be fun! If there is a flavor that you think would work well with the pork, use it. I personally like a little bourbon in the barbecue style sauce (If you add it, do so away from the fire). Balance your flavors, if you have something mild, balance with something salty, if you have something spicy include something sweet.

You’ll do fine! Congratulations to you for having a Fiancee and a soon to be new Daughter.

Good Eating!

James in San Diego

 

Do you boycott Citgo because of Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Lator,

Slow up on the conspiracy thing. You are starting to scare the bugaboo’s out of Robert and I here in our bunker! I was just finishing my copy of “The Unseen Hand” and was willing to put all of this world strife on to the Jewish Bankers, but now you’ve thrown ‘Ole Huggie Bear into the mix…!

I tried to follow your Cit-go ownership through it’s logical course but ran into a problem with the majority ownerships. Turns out a ton of the stocks are owned/controlled by Retirement Plans and Investment Hedge Funds… Damned Huggie bear must be voting by proxy! Now if you are talking about PDVSA, I wonder who sold Cit-go, or even approved the sale. Naw, couldn’t be our government, they would never put such a company into unstable hands!

And then, I was aghast that a president of a country and the majority coalition would ever think about stacking courts in their favor, you know with pro-business, anti-rights judges! That sounds so Communist! Thank God our president and Republican controlled Congress haven’t tried to do that!

Now, you are on to the press! Can you imagine a government that tries to regulate and control the media. What’s next? Are you going to tell me that Valerie Plume is a spy? SHUT-UP! Are you going to tell me that the government is even going to threaten the exercising of expression by outlawing burning a piece of cloth, like a flag? What crack are you smoking?

Well Thank God I live in a country that doesn’t do those things! Thank God it’s over there and not over here!

Thank you for showing Robert and I the complete hypocrisy of our thinking! We are going back into the bunker now!

Tap on the door if you need anything!

James in San Diego

 

NYCLU defeated by US 2nd Court of Appeals-Random Bag searches legal in NYC subways?

Favorite Answer:

Sorry Mr. Capp,

First off — they are RANDOM!

The only thing that the NYC LU or even the ACLU do is simply defend the Constitution, nothing more, nothing less.

Let’s say that tomorrow, the government outlaws pornography (they tried to during the Reagan Administration) and your next door neighbor gets popped for a traffic stop. Neighbor says, “Hey, Andy, my neighbors got porno”. Seeing a bigger fish, the cop goes to your house, opens the door and searches your house and Voila, you get arrested and hauled off to prison. You spend the next 60 years there, waiting for your trial. You die and they find you innocent or at least “Not Guilty”, Your family is destitute and would like to sue the U.S. Government, but they can’t because there is no provision to re-dress the government.

Andy, that constitution is in place to protect your rights, my rights and Yes, the god dammed rights of the freakin terrorist. As long as he is a citizen, he has rights guaranteed!

I don’t mind them profiling, I don’t mind them infiltrating and I don’t mind them listening to my conversations/e-mails. But Damn-it, I want them to follow every bit of that constitution!

Keep one thing in mind! The greatest domestic terror attack occurred in Kansas, carried out by a White, Ex-Military clean cut guy! I am sure those 100’s of people killed or maimed in that bombing would have liked a little eaves dropping!

But in that same vain, I will do everything in my power to make sure that your rights are not trampled!

That, My Friend, is what they call Freedom!

Just my opinion,

James in San Diego

 

What is the name of a London theatre school ?

Hey Robyn,

Can it be the SOHO school for dramatic arts?

James

 

do lakes experience high tides?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Cab,

I have to argue with those that say that the effect on Lakes is minimal and hardly noticeable. I lived in Chicago for many years and Lake Michigan’s tide would come and go more than 6 feet!

So Yes, lakes do have High and Low Tides!

James in San Diego

 

What motivates terrorist to strike the United States?

Hey Tony,

I seem to side with TJ as having the most coherent answer.

I have often said, we stick our noses and our arses where they don’t belong!

We are in the Middle East for one reason and one reason only:

OIL! We need it and they got it!

For MANY years there has been strife and civil war throughout the continent of Africa. Are we there? Nope!

If we piss off all Muslims in Arab countries, why don’t we ever hear about Jordan. They’re in the thick of it and not even a peep!

Today, they re-opened the Beirut airport! the first two planes in, The Royal Airlines of Jordan.

We should take their approach, do nothing, say nothing and let them blow each other up. USA has been a country for 230 years. Iraq and Iran have been countries for 5000 years. During this time they have been in more wars then we’ve even helped with.

400 years ago, we were putting up Tee Pee’s.

200 years ago, we were putting up Log Cabins.

3000 years ago, Europe and the Middle East were building mountains of carved stone!

And we are superior?

Nope, I am with Jordan. Sit down, Shut up and reap the rewards when they are all gone!

Sorry to be so cynical,

James in San Diego

Yahoo Answers Answers Part 60

what do you do when an OYSTER SHOOTER from Hooters makes you sick?he is vomiting and now his stomach is firey?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Rachel,

There is a bacteria that is going around in the Oyster families. From what they said on the news today the symptons should be very similar to food poisoning.

If your husband is allergic to your knowledge, take him to an urgent care.

If he is just vomiting, He’ll be OK!

If in doubt, call your local hospital or a Health information line. I went to NBC here in San Diego (website) and even though it was on the news, it was not on there website.

It’s not just Hooterz, it’s apparently, everybody. I will back up my news on TIVO and if it is more, Ill re-submit.

James in San Diego

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UPDATE:

I re-played the news, about 1/2 way through they said that the county has re-issued a warning from June of this year. There is a bacteria that has been found in Raw Oysters. they said that you should stay away from Raw Oysters for the rest of the Summer. The news report said that 7 people had gotten sick in California since June. Nothing more.

I found an article that sounds like that is what this is.

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Hey! Can you update us? How’s the hubby? Thanks!

James

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What’s your favorite food group?

Hey Sonya,

GIVE ME CHEESE!

I can’t think of a more fun, more versatile food group!

(Does wine count as a food group too?)

James in San Diego

 

Do you know someone that is the worst cook ever, and you have no choice but to suffer and consume their food?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Kewl,

Yup! My mom! While she made the best all day spaghetti (she is Sicilian) she over cooked everything else.

It was years later that I would try food the way it was supposed to taste that I found I actually liked it.

Thankfully, if she had been a decent cook, I would probably be the size of a house now!

Now I offer to go out when ever we visit!

Thanks,

James in San Diego

 

can u recommend a b4 bed meal (SNACK) between 150 to 250 colrie ?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Medo,

My suggestion is low carbs…

Eat an apple.

The best thing about this is that you also get your fiber and psyllium for your morning ….er… workout!

James in San Diego

 

Where can I get party rings?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Precious,

The website can get you anything that you want in British food stuffs.

They are located here in El Cajon, but deal with suppliers all over the U.S.

I know that they can help.

Good Luck,

James in San Diego

 

I need signs to put in front of food on a buffet table?

Hello,

So many of those answers were too predictable (Although, I liked the sarcasm with the folded crane thing)… So I have to offer my own suggestion.

SPRAY PAINT!

Make a bold statement. I will guarantee you they will be talking about your barbecue for summers to come!

Hugs and Smoochies,

James in San Diego