Yahoo Answers Answers Part 9

Can you turn a regular movie into one with a good porn title (clean) ?

Hey Hackerman,

My Apologies to Yahoo ahead of time!!

Here are a few of my favorites;

Annie Hall —————> Annie Ball

Beetlejuice ————–> Beetle’s Juice

Beverly Hills Cop——-> Beverly Hills Swap

Boys on the Side——-> Boys inside

Bright Young Things—> Tight Young Thongs

Desperately seeking Susan—Desperately Scre*ing Susan

Down & Out in B.H.—-> Going Down in B.H.

Grease——————–> Greased

Great Expectations —-> Great Master*ations

Hunt for Red October–> *unt for Red October

I (heart) Huckabees —-> I (Fk) Huckabees

Kill Bill ———————> Fill Bill

Kissin Cousins———–> Humpin Cousins

A League of there own–> A Bone of there own

Lord of the Ring ———-> Lord of the C**kring

Master & Commander—> Masterb*ter & Commander

Mr. Smith Goes to Wash—> Mr. Smith does Washington

The Man with 2 brains—> The Man with 2 bal*s

New Jack City ————> New Jack**f City

The Rock ——————> The C**k

The Rocketeer————> The C**keteer

Roman Holiday————> Ball*n Roliday

Saturday Night Feaver—> Saturday Night Bea*er

Saved————————> Sha*ed

Shawshank Redemption-> Jaw Skanks Submission

Spanglish——————-> Spank’lish

Saving Private Ryan——> Saving Ryans Privates

Young Guns—————-> Young Buns or Hung Guns

AND OF COURSE:

Brokeback Mountain——> BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

 

How to become a bartender in Hollywood?

Gregory, Gregory, Gregory….

Could you pick a worse profession in the world to try to ply in Hollywood?

First, On the Bartender gig: What’s in a Rum & Coke ? Ta Da!

You just found that you are as qualified as anyone else. ( I did it for 14 years).

Second, On the Server gig. An Actor that waits tables….In Hollywood! …. I have never heard that one before ! (I did it for 10 years).

On the Gay gig… In Hollywood, Who cares? The best way to get a job in a Gay bar in the West Hollywood area is to have sex with the owner – and that will last you til the next weekend. Nope, my experience with the bartending thing is STAND IN LINE! There are more acting gigs in the town than there are Bartending.

Try this, If you can, contact places like Sunset Parking. The have Valet gigs all the time in the Hollywood area. The work is hard but the tips are good. If you have the opportunity, try a few of the hotels doing the same thing or even Doorman/Porter. Those are fairly decent tipping jobs.

If you have a car, try away from the Hollywood area. Some of the restaurants in the Burbank, Los Feliz, North Hollywood area need help around this time of year because Holiday parties are coming up. Also, try college area places like Hof’s Hut. They aren’t so much on the experience thing as they are in the personality department.

Messenger work / Delivery. Once again, you’ll need a car. But it can be lucrative.

Inventory. They always do this work at night. It only pays OK, but it’s steady. Same for In-N-Out, They only start you at $9-10 per hour, but they will work around most schedules.

Sign Spinners. They pay from $12-16/hour. Usually just weekends.

If you say that you are that attractive, most retail in Beverly Hills that specialize in Boutique sales will hire at hourly + commission. Depending on the merchandise, that could be a nice comission.

I worked for 10 years in television production in Burbank. I was good friends with the Director of Personel at Warner Brothers/Burbank Studios. His office door was the only door that you did not have to go through security to get into the studio.

He told me that on a DAILY basis, GREAT looking Guys & Gals would come into the offices, ask to speak with him and say “I would do ANYTHING to get a job on this lot!”

That my friend, is what I all COMPETITION!

Good Luck,

James in San Diego

 

Easy 10 points…?

Yes it’s open!

It’s Westfield! The only things that close Westfield are WW III and Christmas! The rest of the holidays they even have the movie theaters open. The anchor stores close the rest but for Yom Kippur, all will be open!

Trust me!

James

 

why does my father alow me to sleep over at my bf’s flat but he’s not allowd to sleep over at my house?

Hey Janice,

Because he’s your Dad and Not your Mom!

Out of Sight – Out of Mind!

James in San Diego

 

Why can’t children hold pen(cil)s properly?

Hey Mike,

The answer is the same reason that you can’t hold a pair of Chop Sticks properly.

It takes time and practice!

James in San Diego

P.S. With me it’s Chain Saws! Not Pretty!

 

Can anyone tell me the title of this song?

Damn, Sneaky Stilos GOOD!

Talk about a great researcher!

You better give the best answer to him and QUICKLY!

James

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