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Yahoo Answers Answers Part 4
April 6th, 2021 | 
Author: Did Montgomery Wards go out of business?
Hey XA,
Nope!
M-Wards went back to the core business that they started at the turn of the last century — Catalog’s! No need for all that pesky retail space and a Jon or a Jane not showing-up early to put up sale signs.
K-Mart and Sears merged – You will see few retail K-Marts!
JC Penny is doing as well as expected.
The latter two also still have catalog shopping, but will charge for you to get the catalog – refunded after first order.
Hope that this helps,
James in San Diego
What are some good restaurants in walking distance of qualcomm stadium?
Hey Mike,
It’s probably too late and the restaurant will already be full, but there is Oggy’s Pizza. It’s in Fenton Marketplace, about 1/2 mile West of the Stadium on Friars Road.
Most everything else is much farther, but a mile East you have Black Angus, Several decent Mexican Restaurants and some fast food.
James in San Diego
what is love?
Jane?
It’s a horrible concept that was thought out by the Greeting Card Companies, Florists and Candy Makers to screw us out of as much money, as many times per year as they can!
See after trying to dupe us with Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and any other characters that once we were old enough we stopped believing in — They had to come up with something that we would have to embrace!
LOVE! A great idea! But it doesn’t work in the rest of the animal kingdom! My Dog REALLY likes me! But Love? My Cat? Naw, I’m just the thing that makes heat come from the blankets on the bed. My Ferrets? I am pretty sure I am just the fat log that keeps them from digging in the couch!
AAHHH – you say, I meant people! I Love my Mom! I Love my Family! I even love a Banana Split or a Chocolate Mouse ! But these feelings you are talking about? I am not so sure! I had something like that once in college…. It turned out to be Mono!
James
how many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
Well u45,
I don’t know how to break this to you… possibly None.
If the Canner is able to fire Cans… Then it’s possible none of the cans would want to be canned for fear of being “canned”.
If I were the cans, I would go UNION! So then we would have UCAN! Any time that the Canner wanted to can Cans – there would have to be a union rep watching – making sure that every Can is properly “canned” – !
When all is said and done, productivity will go down, drastically! Benefits will rise, dramatically and the whole operation would be sent to India, where a new riddle will be formed at 60% less cost!
James in San Diego
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My feeble attempt at humor has fallen with a deafening THUD!
(See, in the U.S – to be Canned also means to lose your job)
So my amended answer is:
As many as he can! Well at least until the aluminum runs out!
Hugs and Smoochies!
James
What can I use in the place of Rum extract?
Hey Jade,
I’m behind Browneyed. All extracts are alcohol based! I am surprised that you didn’t know this.
You may wish to substitute a bit of Apple Juice or a little fresh lemon juice, it will add that little oomph that the rum would’ve added.
James in San Diego
The Greatest Redneck Joke Ever?
Hey Doc,
I liked that joke, alot! I am OUTRAGED at the OUTRAGE! I
See one of the greatest things about Redneck jokes, is that we can all relate! We’ve all had the friend that had the car on cement blocks. the relative that loves to wear tube tops (at 200#’s overweight), the parent that hooted and hollered at the wrong place during a funeral! I can’t tell you the amount of times we were all talking about something and I blurted out my well thought out answer about something NOT EVEN RELATED! As a college educated man – that’s when I am a REDNECK! When I see a 55 year old white guy – GET JIGGY WITH IT! That’s when he is a Redneck, When a Presidents wife claims the way to combat drug use is to just say NO! That’s when she is a Redneck! When a guy takes an innocent satyrism and barks about hard work, well that’s a Redneck TOO!
James
P.S. My hands are calloused too! I don’t even do farming work?
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