Yahoo Answers Answers Part 56

Please help me tip!?

Favorite Answer:

Well Seal,

As a restaurant manager I think that you have two reasonable choices:

1). Since the tip is already added on (I am assuming that it’s listed on the menu or that you are from a country that it is customary) — you can’t debate the tip — I would talk to the manager about getting some complimentary meals.

2). The most effective…. Write a letter and stop going!

I can’t assure you that you will hear anything back, but at least you will feel better.

James in San Diego

 

I did anal sex wit a girl and she had to take a dump what should i do?

Hey Dude!

DON’T EAT HER OUT!

Just a suggestion!

James in San Diego

 

How to stop getting boners when drinking?

Favorite Answer:

Hey McFly,

This will be a little expensive, but bring along a hooker and hide her in the bathroom!

2 drinks, go to the bathroom

2 more drinks, go to the bathroom

etc.

I can’t guarantee that this will make your problem go away, but it will be so expensive that you won’t be able to drink outside of the house.

(Does this happen when you are at home? By yourself? If this does, please throw away my invite for the Jacuzzi evening over at my house! I’m accommodating, but I have my limits….!)

James in San Diego

 

Would you rather be George W. Bush or spend 8 years in a drug induced coma?

Well Topeka,

I am truly confused…. I honestly thought that the past 6 years I was in a horrible dream. So then I guess I’d take the coma. But then my dream would still be a stark reallity….

Can I take what’s behind door number 3?

James in San Diego

 

How much money is David Hasselhoff worth?

Favorite Answer:

Hey Bateman:

Are you talking Dead or Alive?

Well, the only site I found was TV guide, and they only list his money through Baywatch.

(Look on the left hand side, it is near the bottom)

It only briefly mentions his America’s Got… stint, so my guess is anything above the 100 million. However, he’s also getting a divorce, so that might be cut down my a few million.

Hope this was helpful,

James in San Diego

 

Tickle. Besides humans, what other animal are ticklish?

Hey Bateman,

My Cat is… (He doesn’t like it!) And my 3 Ferrets are ( The boy thinks its funny, the 2 girls think that I am a perv.!)

I don’t remember my dog being ticklish, but he was kinda big, so I don’t remember trying.

James in San Diego

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